🚨💀🔥 Wilton, CT — THE LEGOS HAVE UNIONIZED, THE CRAYONS ARE DEMANDING OVERTIME, AND WE NEED A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN BEFORE THE TEDDY BEARS FILE A LAWSUIT!!! 🧸⚖️😂💰 $22–$30/HR!

🚨🦸‍♀️💖 WILTON, CT… A LITTLE PRINCESS IS LOOKING FOR HER VERY OWN SUPERHERO!!! 💖🦸‍♂️🚨

💥 NOW HIRING: ABA PARAS / BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS (BT/RBT)! 💥

💰 SUPERPOWER YOUR PAYCHECK: $22–$30 PER HOUR!

📍 LOCATION: Stratford Avenue, Wilton, CT 06897
👧 CLIENT: 4-year-old girl
⏰ SCHEDULE: After-school hours
🏡 SETTING: One-on-one ABA services

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🚨 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A TEDDY BEAR INTO A FULL-BLOWN BROADWAY PRODUCTION! 🧸🎭😂

WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.

Somewhere in Wilton lives a little 4-year-old girl who's ready to learn, grow, play, and take on the world! 🌎💕

But every little superhero deserves someone in their corner.

AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN! 🫵🦸‍♀️

Do you have the patience of Captain America?

The energy of the Flash?

The creativity of Willy Wonka?

And the ability to get EXTREMELY excited when someone successfully stacks three blocks?! 🧱😭

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MIGHT BE EXACTLY WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR!

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💖 YOUR SUPERHERO MISSION: OPERATION LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! ☀️

We're looking for a FUN, PATIENT, CREATIVE, AND COMPASSIONATE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA to work one-on-one with a sweet 4-year-old girl in Wilton, CT.

Your mission?

🗣️ UNLOCK COMMUNICATION SUPERPOWERS! Help her express her wants, needs, and feelings.

🎨 BECOME THE QUEEN OR KING OF PLAYTIME! Turn toys, games, crafts, and everyday activities into exciting learning experiences!

🧩 BUILD EVERYDAY SUPER SKILLS! Support independence, social interaction, and age-appropriate daily living skills.

🎉 CELEBRATE LIKE YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY! A new skill? AMAZING! A little breakthrough? SOMEBODY CALL THE CONFETTI DEPARTMENT!

🧠 USE YOUR ABA SUPER BRAIN! Follow the treatment plan, collect data, and work with BCBA guidance.

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💰 THE SUPERHERO BENEFITS!

💸 $22–$30 PER HOUR!

Because making silly faces AND making money should absolutely be allowed to coexist! 😂💵

⏰ AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS!

Your mornings? YOURS.

Your coffee? UNINTERRUPTED.

Your afternoons? FILLED WITH PURPOSE, PLAY, AND A LITTLE BIT OF GLITTER! ✨

🎓 ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS!

Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate.

🦸‍♀️ BCBA SUPPORT!

Even Wonder Woman needs a team!

💜 MEANINGFUL WORK!

Help a little girl build skills, grow in confidence, and celebrate achievements that make a real difference.

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🚨 OFFICIAL REQUIREMENTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY SUPERHEROES:

✅ Patience stronger than Superman's muscles 💪

✅ Energy of a caffeinated unicorn 🦄⚡

✅ Creativity that could make a cardboard box feel like Disney World 🏰

✅ A genuine love for working with young children 💕

✅ Reliability, kindness, and willingness to learn

✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance and document progress

✅ Willingness to look a LITTLE ridiculous if it makes learning fun! 🤡

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A STUFFED ANIMAL TALK WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 🧸😂

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🚨💖 WILTON, WE HAVE A LITTLE SUPERHERO WAITING FOR HER NEW SIDEKICK! 💖🚨

You don't need a cape.

You don't need magical powers.

You don't even need to know how to fly.

YOU JUST NEED A BIG HEART, A LITTLE CREATIVITY, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL! 🏆😭

📲 READY TO JOIN THE SUPERHERO SQUAD?

Send your:

📄 Updated résumé
⏰ After-school availability
🧠 ABA experience and qualifications

📍 REFERENCE: WILTON, CT 06897 — 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL

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🔥🦸‍♀️ GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE A LITTLE LIFE IN A BIG WAY. 💖

🚨 THE CAPE IS OPTIONAL. THE KINDNESS IS MANDATORY. AND THE $22–$30/HR IS LOOKING PRETTY SUPER!!! 💸🦸‍♀️✨