🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥 🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!**

🚨🤡🎪 BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!! 🎪🤡🚨

🎉 WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA) 🎉

📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR 💸
🎓 PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED!
⏰ FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS!

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🤡 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM!

THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER. 🎪💀

Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces?

Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?! 🥇😭

Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized...

"THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME." ⚖️💀

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED. 🤡

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🎪 YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES:

🤹 PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL: Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play!

🎉 CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER: Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity!

🧠 TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER: Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills.

🧘 CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR: Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union.

📊 SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION: Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science. 🧪😂

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💰 WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS?

💸 $25–$30/HR! Your bank account deserves a standing ovation! 👏

🎓 PAID TRAINING! We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality!

🤡 NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY! Clown college is also optional.

⏰ FLEXIBLE HOURS! Afternoons, evenings & weekends!

🧠 BCBA SUPPORT! Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster.

💜 REAL IMPACT! Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress!

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🚨 REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS:

✅ Patience of a saint
✅ Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey 🐒
✅ A genuine love for working with children
✅ Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn
✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous

NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY. 💣🤡

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📲 STEP RIGHT UP! THE GREATEST JOB SHOW ON EARTH IS CALLING YOUR NAME! 🎪

📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30/hour
🎓 Paid training | No RBT certification required

SEND YOUR RÉSUMÉ & AVAILABILITY TODAY!

🚨🤡 GET PAID. MAKE SILLY FACES. COLLECT DATA. CHANGE LIVES.

💀🎪 WE'RE NOT SAYING YOUR RESUME NEEDS A CLOWN ON IT... BUT WE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF IT DID. 😂🔥